Achaean News
Squirrel Theft
Written by: ever tired Yire Ryseni
Date: Sunday, March 26th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Hello's and Hi's to all!
As was announced earlier, there was an unfortunate event that occured at the Kiakoda Nature Reserve. I am stepping forward and confessing to having stolen those baby squirrels.
It all happened while I was on my way out after feeding the penguins, I noticed a big large sign that read "DO NOT ENTER" so of course, I entered. My feline instincts may have taken over but be assured that I ransacked the place and nabbed those baby squirrels. I will not pay for any property damage I caused to the nursery as I believe it should have been built sturdier!
I would also like to formally apologize to my dear frienemy, Hiresh. I know it was wrong of me to throw you under the Dashro and blame it on you but it's a very "You" thing to steal baby squirrels.
Your dearest
Yire Ryseni, Squirrel Snatcher Extraordinaire
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Estar, in the year 645 CE.
Squirrel Theft
Written by: ever tired Yire Ryseni
Date: Sunday, March 26th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Hello's and Hi's to all!
As was announced earlier, there was an unfortunate event that occured at the Kiakoda Nature Reserve. I am stepping forward and confessing to having stolen those baby squirrels.
It all happened while I was on my way out after feeding the penguins, I noticed a big large sign that read "DO NOT ENTER" so of course, I entered. My feline instincts may have taken over but be assured that I ransacked the place and nabbed those baby squirrels. I will not pay for any property damage I caused to the nursery as I believe it should have been built sturdier!
I would also like to formally apologize to my dear frienemy, Hiresh. I know it was wrong of me to throw you under the Dashro and blame it on you but it's a very "You" thing to steal baby squirrels.
Your dearest
Yire Ryseni, Squirrel Snatcher Extraordinaire
Penned by my hand on the 5th of Estar, in the year 645 CE.